Blogger makes it too easy to post pointless entries like the following:

Gay people are so gay! I was waiting for my building's tiny, ancient elevator, and when it finally arrived, these two swishy guys were in it, trying to manuever out a large sofa. The one who came out first (out of the elevator, I mean) implored, "Do not look at this ugly couch!"

"Believe me," I said. I was going to follow that up with some unkind words about my own sofa, but I couldn't think of any, but they understood what I was getting at and laughed anyway, probably because they wanted to convert me.

I told you it was pointless.

Perhaps (perhaps) I can make up for it by sharing the best insult ever hurled randomly at me by a passing homosexual: "Would you go out tonight if you had anything interesting to wear?"

No? Well, I tried. Sort of.