The Entry with No Name

First of all, I hope you people are still enjoying the story of my trip to Philadelphia, because it's not going away anytime soon. Not until it is finished. After that, I think I may begin another long-form thing. Based on the lack of response regarding my previous (and current) such writings, I fear this is not a popular format. Still, it keeps me from having to come up with new ideas every day, and that, I think, is most important. I'm not sure what the next one will be, but I have some ideas. There is a short story about time travel (of sorts) I've been thinking about, as well as something that I think you folks would probably enjoy more, a filthy pirate story called, "Escape from Buggerers' Island." But tonight you get nothing, because tonight I have nothing to give.

I do have something to ask, however. I've been thinking about putting together a new site, independent of this one and far more professional, a humor site centered around the internet's number one commodity: porn. The problem is, beyond the site's mascot (an adorable kitten with an enormous, human penis photoshopped onto it) and a potential name or two (the ones I like at the moment are "Modern Pornography" and "Cunt Farm"), I lack ideas. Therefore, I'm asking you now for any input you are able to offer. Because, despite the vagueness of it, I know in my heart (and also my brain) that a site like that is just what the world craves. I know it's what I crave, and what am I, if not everyman?