From now on, no more earnest, political comments, please.

I'm sick of all the doom and gloom. Let's look at the positives to come out of this.

• The blogging community will finally have to realize that it is incapable of influencing anything other than it's own sense of self-satisfaction.
• Four more years of Janeane Garofalo being too busy to appear in any shitty movies.
• Finally, a ban on black marriage.

I guess that's about it. Congratulations to the Washington Wizards on their upset win over the Memphis Grizzlies tonight. I believe in you, boys.