Why I No Longer Listen to Wisconsin-based Radio Programming

I was going to post the next installment of the Philadelphia story, but I hit a snag in the form of not knowing how much I should say about some of my friends. Stay tuned, though. In the meantime, here's some mindless fluff.

You may have read the news that Wisonsin radio host John "Sly" Sylvester is in hot water for calling Condaleezza Rice, "Aunt Jemima." What you may not know is that Mr. Sylvester has a history of these things. To wit:

• He once referred to Clinton-era Agriculture Secretary Dan Glickman as, "Betty Crocker."
• He regularly calls Secretary of the Interior Gale Norton, "Mr. Clean."
• Refers to HHS Secretary Tommy Thompson as, "Mrs. Butterworth."
• Frequently applies the sobriquet, "Poppin' Fresh" to Veteran Affairs Secretary Anthony Principi.
• Nicknamed Secretary of Transportation Norm Minetta, "Chef Boy-R-Dee."
• Once suggested the appelation "Morton's Salt Girl" might be suitable for late Supreme Court justice Byron "Whizzer" White.
• And so on. I could do this for hours, but it's not gonna get any funnier with repitition.