Complaints, Complaints!

Hi! Enjoy the whimsical title? I sure do! Whatever. Anyways, I'm only here because I know how much you like it when I complain, and hoo boy, do I have a load to get off my mind! The following are some things that really get under my skin these days:

• All those people who write books about hockey.
• Celebrities who speak up in defense of grave robbers.
• Grave robbers.
• The sky-rocketing cost of dog insurance.
• The leukemia craze.
• The corruption that's ingrained in our government because of the greed-feuled machnations of the President Willie Tyler and Vice President Lester regime.
• The way my kids won't shut up about that new spirit level they want for Christmas.
• That thing the teenagers do when they want to humiliate you in front of the cleaning lady. You know the thing...
• Ben & Jerry's "Jefferson Egg Farts" hard boiled egg ice cream.
• People who murder children.
• The TV show Scrubs.
• Ringworm.