Remembering Alf Landon

Hey--remember Pogs? Good for you. The following are 100% genuine search queries that led a handful of disturbing people briefly to this site:

• pat tillman, god loving faggot
• funny redneck christmas poem
• babies that like to fuck
• goldie hawn against bullying
• bernhard goetz submarines
• midget wearing bandana pictures
• hunky santa photo
• diener 2 pump chump
• micronesian cocksuckers
• JEFF GOLDBLUM commencement speech
• tony danza assault
• jack o lantern and antisemitism
• mark philippoussis nipple
• ventriloquist in pennsylvania
• i want to meet with charles oakley
• little boys wearing sweatpants
• well endowed professional rapist
• retarded man wins election

Please don't ask me to pick a favorite; they're all my babies*.

* Babies that like to fuck, that is!

And now, because I love each and every one of you, here, for the first time ever on this site, is a photograph of a man holding a velocipede:



p.s. Oh, to anyone I was supposed to (or wanted to) email the last couple days, please be advised that my fucking email thing isn't working right. So, you know, it's not personal or anything. I hope this message will go some length in stanching the flow of tears. Thank you.

p.p.s. I used the words 'stanch' and 'velocipede' in a single entry. Jealous?

p.p.p.s. Well, you should be.