This is Where I Officially Make An Ass of Myself

So... I tried to record something similar to what I did yesterday, only this time it was a piece of "Growing Pains" fan fiction I found online (where else?), but it didn't quite work. It had its moments, but mostly is was six and a half minutes of me reading something really boring. So I'm sparing you that. Anyway, it's late, and I tried to see if there was something old floating around my computer I could use to tide you over, but I couldn't find what I was looking for, and, well, let me put it this way:

Like every comedian (and, when you get down to it, that's essentially what I am), I dream of being a rock star. I've kept this more or less a secret from you jerks, for reasons I won't go into now, but all the while, I've been toiling away in my laboratory, coming up with music that would shock you with its unique mediocrity. But it wasn't until a few days ago that I came up with a tune so simplistically stupid (one that sounds like a Preston School of Industry b-side) that I simply had to do a full bore arrangement, with drums, bass, and backing vocals included. Of course, it wasn't until after I'd recorded the definitve version that I bothered to add a tedium-reducing bridge and actually write some lyrics (not that they're any more poetic than the extremely repetitive ones included in the recording). Anyway, enough dilly-dallying. Here, for the first time ever is "Throw It At The Wall" by, hmm... I should come up with a name, I guess. Maybe tomorrow.

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Huh. The mp3 doesn't seem to want to upload. I'll keep trying. Until then, enjoy a glimpse into one of my other talents: fine art.