A Very Special Christmas-Time Story

It's late, and I'd better go to bed if I want to get anything done tomorrow (you know how it is), but first I wanted to tell you a hilarious story about something that happened to me today.

I was about to take Judy and the kids to the mall to do some Christmas shopping, but I couldn't find my keys! I looked all over the house for them, back and forth, up and down, for nearly an hour. And you know what? They were in my rectum all along! Boy, did we laugh!

Merry Christmas, one and all (especially you, General Pinochet)!