Fuck You

I'd like to write something funny, really I would, but these obnoxious coments I've been getting are bumming me out. Don't get me wrong--I give no serious credence to these numbskulls' opinions, I'm not doubting my abilities or anything like that. But being heckled gets tedious awfully quick, and the inability to even have some sort of back-and-forth with these idiots means that there's no chance of my finding a way to make it funny. I guess, if this were something worthwhile and not just a fucking website, I'd put some effort into it, but the rewards here are too insignificant for me to be bothered with it. Really, I should be focusing my energy elsewhere, anyway. Therefore, please enjoy this Funnsylvania Classic from 2002...

November 8

Here's a bunch of actual, real-life names I wrote down one day a few years ago when I was doing data entry at, I believe, the Howard Hughes Medical Foundation in Bethesda, Maryland.

• Qing-Qing Fan
• Alestair J.V. Philp
• Helen M. Piwnica-Worms
• Beatrice Plougastel
• Dietmar G. Schmucker
• Winfred "Wink" Clingenpeel, Jr.
• Peter Cramp (ha ha ha)
• Diane Fatkin
• Mauro B. Ruffy
• John E. Rush
• Le Gay C. Sheridan
• Roberta Shew
• Jeroo D. Sinor
• Jay P. Slack
• Gaylord C. Holder (note: this guy lives in San Francisco!)
• Jonathan W. Homeister
• A.J. Hudspeth
• Johannes Huppa (huppa!)
• Perry A. Jackman
• Bessie Queen Jones
• Dreizel Kaploon
• Kaspar Locker-Switz
• Richard Cocksley
• Huda Zoghbi
• Ambrosius Van Hoof

I hope this helped.