Prelude to My Tearful Farewell
Once again, I've been shut out of the Bloggies*. I'm not capable of putting the sadness (and, quite frankly, the humiliation) I feel at this moment into words. I can only say that I hope none of you ever have to suffer this sort of indignity. That said, I am now going to make what may the biggest mistake of my long and illustious blogging career; I am going to ask for suggestions.
Here it is: I would like every person who reads this entry to tell me the sort of thing you'd like to see more of on this site. You can be specific, you can be vague, you can be hurtful, and you can be anonymous if you so wish. If there is one particular piece you've enjoyed and you'd like to see a new take on it, let me know. If you crave a certain type of subject matter, do not be afraid to make your voice heard. If there is a topic you'd care to see me approach, I would be eager to know about it. If there is something I've never tried but you feel would be perfect for my unique, ham-fisted approach, tell the world. If you think the time has come for me to hang up my typing fingers and shamble sadly into the sunset, shout it from the moutaintop that is the comments thingy.
I realize I'm setting myself up for disaster here, and that I will wake up tomorrow to find that either a) everyone hates me or b) no one gives a fuck, but the fact of the matter is that I am (or, at least, should be) extremely busy these days, and I can't really afford to sit and stare dumbly at my computer for hours on end, waiting for inspiration to strike. So please, each and every one of you, leave a pertinent comment. If there are not at least 2000 comments for this entry by 12 AM Tuesday, I am going to go on a murderous rampage. And, depending on where you live, there's an off chance that you or someone you love may get caught in my wake.
* Please vote for The Defamer in the categories in which he's been nominated. He bought me a cheesburger once. How many of you can say the same thing? (About buying me a cheesburger, not about him having bought you a cheesburger. Though I guess I'd be interested to know about that, too.)
Here it is: I would like every person who reads this entry to tell me the sort of thing you'd like to see more of on this site. You can be specific, you can be vague, you can be hurtful, and you can be anonymous if you so wish. If there is one particular piece you've enjoyed and you'd like to see a new take on it, let me know. If you crave a certain type of subject matter, do not be afraid to make your voice heard. If there is a topic you'd care to see me approach, I would be eager to know about it. If there is something I've never tried but you feel would be perfect for my unique, ham-fisted approach, tell the world. If you think the time has come for me to hang up my typing fingers and shamble sadly into the sunset, shout it from the moutaintop that is the comments thingy.
I realize I'm setting myself up for disaster here, and that I will wake up tomorrow to find that either a) everyone hates me or b) no one gives a fuck, but the fact of the matter is that I am (or, at least, should be) extremely busy these days, and I can't really afford to sit and stare dumbly at my computer for hours on end, waiting for inspiration to strike. So please, each and every one of you, leave a pertinent comment. If there are not at least 2000 comments for this entry by 12 AM Tuesday, I am going to go on a murderous rampage. And, depending on where you live, there's an off chance that you or someone you love may get caught in my wake.
* Please vote for The Defamer in the categories in which he's been nominated. He bought me a cheesburger once. How many of you can say the same thing? (About buying me a cheesburger, not about him having bought you a cheesburger. Though I guess I'd be interested to know about that, too.)
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