Superbowl Scandal No. XXXIX

I imagine that by the time you read this, it will be headline news, but so far there has been little--if any--hubbub, and if there's one thing I cannot tolerate, it's a lack of hubbub, especially when it comes to public acts of indecency. I speak, of course, of Sir Paul McCartney's lewd, blasphemous halftime performance when, during his rendition of the Wings classic, "Live and Let Die," the aging rocker clearly and prominently sang the word "hell." I shudder just typing that, but sadly, my keyboard has no 'hockeystick' symbol.



Also, there were numerous statements during the game involving phrases such as "he really opened up the hole for Dillon to penetrate," but I, for one, can fight but one battle at a time, and I've picked the one that seems most important.