It Took Me Nearly Twenty Hours to Write This

Yes, that's right, it's time for Little-Known Collective Nouns, in which we look at little-known collective nouns. What fun!

• A diaspora of spaniels
• A rhinoceros of hippopotami
• A Shriner's convention of rhododendra
• A vaudeville of old Jews
• An embolism of swans
• A Comstock Lode of gibbons
• A Reggie Jackson of field mice
• A jamboree of bootblacks
• A malingering of otters
• A foiled assassination plot of cougars
• A waxy build-up of magpies
• An excrement of sales reps

Well, that was funny. The end.