A Recording of a Pot Calling a Kettle Black

Here is another audio thing, one that manages to be rambling, yet still somehow cohesive. I hope you enjoy it. (Also, if you listen carefully enough, you can hear the microwave letting me know that my "Bowl Appetit!" fettuccine alfredo was ready.)

That aside, here's what some critics had to say about the new FOX sitcom, "Life on a Stick":

Look out, "That '80s Show"--"Life on a Stick" is about to surpass you as the most redundant thing to air on the same channel as "That '70s Show" since "That '90s Show"!
- Preston Coalcuts, Jupililly (MO) Harbinger-Regime

"Life on a Stick"? More like, "Laughs on a Stick!!!!"
- Lewanna Halperdoo, Kansaltucky (NH) Ambuscade & Fruiterer

If Shakespeare were alive today, he'd happily pass the torch to the writers of "Life on a Stick." He'd also be, like, a thousand years old.
- Dr. Lorenz Rimpus, Obstetrics Review

I haven't laughed this hard since last week's episode of "Yes, Dear"!
- Petunia Trunkles, Minnehohoho (KS) Chronicle-Gazette-Times-Dispatch & Courier

I fell off a horse three months ago and can no longer process visual information.
- Christopher Flang, Deathtrap City (WY) Antagonist-Harumph

There are probably more, but it doesn't seem worth the effort to find them.