My Commitment to Tou, the Fans

Another thing that's great about the blogosphere is the anti-semitism, and the accusations thereof. What fun! Here, to add fuel to the awe-inspiring conflagration and maybe just to celebrate Pesach a little bit, here are some Jewish jokes. (Better strap on your sturdiest skullcap, 'cause I threw a couple real zingers in there!) Okay, here goes:

Why did Mr. Braverman never treat himself to a nice, new yarkmulke?
Because he was Yom Ki-POOR!

Why did the rabbi get so many speeding tickets?
He was always in a big RUSH Hashana!

What was Mr. Lipschitz the tree surgeon's favorite musical instrument?
The TUBA Shvat!

What is David's favorite thing to read?
The Book of David!

Why was Tanta Rivka so angry?
She overslept and missed Simchas Torah.

Well, hell, if I don't get a load of hatemail after that one, I'll shine my ass backwards in Macy's window. Until then, eat a big one, America!