They're Cute Locked Up In Their Cages, But So Help You God If You Try To Present Them With a Birthday Cake

I probably should have put a few seconds of thought into it, but I didn't, so the video you may or may not be about to watch is not particularly good, but it does accomplish three things: 1) it is a way to get my music (which is the truest expression of my soul) out to the people, 2) it allows me to share the thrill-a-minute video footage of my resent trip to the LA Zoo, and 3) it is more or less something. Please, just try to enjoy it. Perhaps someday, when my fingers grow back, I will endeavor to type up something funny for you. Until then, we will always* have our memories.

* Almost certainly not always.

p.s. Once again, something got a little fucked during the file conversion, so it might be best if you save the file to your hard drive before playing it. Either way, my job here is done.