Hi.

Just to get this out of the way: my internet was cut off on Thursday, Monday I narrowly avoided being evicted thanks to a last minute, $750 loan, and today, Tuesday, I was going about my business when some dingbat ran a stop sign at a busy intersction and I plowed into her, doing several thousand dollars worth of damage to my car in the process. Oh, and I do not currently have enough money to pay the rental car deposit, so I am theoretically unable to work, which more than ever I need to do, so that I can make more money so that I can pay my way out of the next crazy mishap I get myself into. Anyway, there's not much I can do but do what I have to do. At least I'm not on fire, right?

So, yeah, that's pretty much that. If nothing else, it maybe clues you folks into why I've been so testy lately. In case it needs to be said, I really do appreciate you scumbags coming here, and I don't really think you're all hacks. I'm just frustrated with myself for not having figured out a way to turn my considerable charm and talent into barrelfuls of cash money, and I directed that frustration at you little-brains, because I am human and weak, and also because you're a bunch of cheapskates who don't appreciate the value of this service I so generously provide. Whatever the case, fuck you (and I include myself in that one).

So... how 'bout that Chris Tucker, huh? Testifying at the Michael Jackson trial and everything? Right. Too soon, maybe.