I Bet 10,000,000 Other People Have Made the Following Joke

Is "appoggiatura" really any harder to spell than "Anurag Kashyap?" Ah, whatever.

Meanwhile, the following chart, which details traffic to this site, seems to prove that people prefer when I go long periods without writing anything:


(Note: numbers on the left indicate visits in the millions, or words to that effect.)

Also, I should mention that the rental car I've been driving for the last week is a purple Kia Rio.