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Jacob writes: "Since I know that you personally treasure the teachings of Saparmurat Niyazov I thought that you'd be happy to learn that they've, for some reason, been shot into space."

Yes, Jacob, I am of course a great admirer of all things Turkmenbashi, as, I assume, are all of us who love truth and beauty. So thanks for the tip. As to why President Niyazov's blessed works have been launched into space, alls I can say is, if there wasn't intelligent life in space before, there sure will be once all those crazy space monsters have their minds filled with Turkmenbashi's wisdom.

Thanks to all of you for all of your riveting questions and comments. Without you, none of this would be here today.