Dead at the Gate

Man, I was set to write would have certainly been the funniest thing ever written by anyone, but I made the mistake of going to CNN.com and reading and article (http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/europe/09/17/kate.moss.ap/index.html) in which it is reported that Kate Moss supposedly admitted to cocaine use. The shock I feel right now is like the shock I felt after 9/11, only a thousand times moreso. I cannot see what I am typing through the torrent of tears.

Oh, and a quick word to all of Ms. Moss's detractors out there: If Kate Moss looks like a boy, then sign me up for NAMBLA. Actually, you should probably sign me up anyway, just in case.