Things That Don't Much Interest Me

Some things I do not care about enough to write about them:

Ashton and Demi
Hurricane Rita
Rallies
Adam Vinatieri
Miguel Tejada's B-12 Shots
Hamas
Anyone named Natalee
Jodie Foster's triumphant return to movies I don't particularly want to see
The swift, just cancellation of "Head Cases"
The reissuing of Run DMC's back catalog
Run DMC in general
Anything from the '80s at all, for that matter
The iPod fucking Nano
Hurricane Katrina
Hurricane Rita, again
The dissolution of Tori Spelling's marriage to frequent "10-8: Officers on Duty" guest star, Charlie Shanian
Whatever else the blogosphere is abuzz with this good looking Monday (or whatever day you happen to be reading this)
The season premiere of "The West Wing"
The season premiere of anything
The sadly mediocre new Chris Rock project (applicable, really, to any new Chris Rock project)
My sad history of yo-yo dieting
I'm sad about Hurricane Katrina because I liked vacationing in New Orleans
Hurricane Katrina reminds me how much I LOVE cajun food!
Some mildly annoying new age disease I have that I think is really important because I have it
Rumors of Kenny Chesney's homosexuality
The mystery behind why Matt Drudge seems to limit civil rights type stories on his site to ones involving gays
Gwyneth Paltrow's thoughts, opinions, actions, history, abilities, credentials, pedigree, looks, etc.
Kate Moss/Pete Doherty (whoever the fuck he is)
"Breaking Bonaduce"
Hurricane Rita