A Funnsylvania Exclusive!

As you may know, I have been the sole friend and supporter of the world's official number one band, the Christs, for many years, and it has accomplished nothing for anyone. Well, until now. Finally, the Christs have thrown me a proverbial bone (you all know the old proverb about the bone, right?). Speaking more specifically, they have granted me exclusive limited rights to post a sneak peak at their new album, tentatively titled, "Live at Budokan". Here, then, is what could theoretically be deemed "the first single". It is called "Who's the Boss?" and I'm sure the Christs hope you enjoy it. Me, I couldn't care less.

The Christs - "Who's The Boss?"

BREAKING!

This just in: a telegram from Christs HQ, somewhere in the foothills of the Carpathian Mountains. It reads as follows:

STOP. ATTN PUBLIC. SONG WHOS THE BOSS NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH THEME SONG FROM TV SHOW WHOS THE BOSS. STOP. CHRISTS SONG IN NO WAY RELATED TO SITCOM. STOP. SPECIAL GUEST APPEARANCE BY MR TONY DANZA PURELY COINCIDENTAL. SONG WAS WRITTEN FOR MR. JOHN LARROQUETTE BUT HE WAS BUSY SO WE CALLED DACK RAMBO BUT WERE TOLD HE DIED OF AIDS IN 1994. STOP. ROGER MOORE WAS NEXT CHOICE BUT HE WAS IN SACRAMENTO WITH TOURING COMPANY OF A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET PART 2: FREDDYS REVENGE: THE MUSICAL. STOP. NO DIS TO HART SPRAGER BUT ROGER TOTALLY REDIFINES THE ROLE OF TEACHER SO WE ARE HAPPY FOR HIM. WOULD HAVE LIKED TO HAVE HIM ON THE RECORD BUT MAYBE NEXT TIME. ALSO TALKING TO GEORGE LAZENBY BUT TOO EARLY TO SPECULATE ON FUTURE OF THAT. STOP. SO ANYWAY WE GOT DANZA. TRUE SHOWMAN. STOP. TRIPLE THREAT NON PAREIL. END COMMUNICATION. OVER. STOP.
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Hi, Rob back again. I have no closing words.