Quick kiddie show idea, not for stealing

Cartoon, aimed at spreading multiculturalism for secret, insidious Jew purposes, featuring adorable insects. It's called, "The TolerANTs", and would ideally feature the vocal talents of:

Hoops legend Michael Jordan as Sweetfeet, the cool black ant.
"Sweet Science" sex sizzler Hector "Macho" Camacho as Crazy Loco, the wisecracking but dumb Hispanic ant who wears a hairnet.
The Geraldine Ferraro of the 21st century, Sen. Joe Lieberman (Fuckface-CT) as Thrifty Cheapowitz, the chubby, grinning, gray-haired, avuncular ant who owns all the businesses in Ant Town, especially the bank.
World-reknowned wiener swallower Kobayashi as Roboyashi--half ant, half calculator, ALL APPETITE!
Syrian President Bashir Assad as oh god this is going nowhere. Probably not an idea worth fleshing out, in retrospect.

So what is, then, an idea worth fleshing out? And let's see if we can get through this with using the word "fleshing" again, okay? I find it a little unsettling.

You know what else I find unsettling? Massive earthquakes. Hi-yo! A little something for all the geologists with us here tonight, ladies and gentlemen. So, I was going to the convenience store today and I got to thinking, "Why do they call them convenience stores? Is it because they're conveniently located and serve customers who almost always want to pop in and buy one, maybe two things? Because if so, I totally get it. Otherwise, what's the deal, right? I mean, seriously."

You know what else I have trouble understanding? Egyptian hieroglyphics. Seriously, it's like, "I got an eye here, a cat here, some kind of serpent over here, this one looks like a cat dressed up like King Tut..." I don't get it. Pardon me for being politically incorrect for a moment, but certain ancient civilizations got left in the dust a loooong time ago. Seriously, where would you rather live today, America, or 4th century BC Macedonia? You're free to choose whichever one you want, but I got one question: which one is it that has Kia Low Pressure Sales Events? Cause that's the one I want to live in. Nuff sed.

Speaking of sales events, this store near me was going out of business and having a massive clearout sale, with some items marked down as much as 99%. Well, to cut a long (and rather humiliating) story short, say hello to the proud new owner of 360 feet of retail shelving! It cost me less than $10,000, too. If I can convince the city to drive the gypsies out of this one location I've had my eye on, I'd say were no more than a couple months away from Tire Iron City becoming a reality and not a fever-dream like the sisters keep telling me.

Speaking of which, I promised Sister Ashlee I'd unclog the blood tube in the main Jesus--the big one that hangs over the thing. The stage, or whatever. You'd think, living in the basement of a church most of my life, I'd remember the names of some of these things. But me, I'm always forgetting stuff. Like the time I forgot to finish what