I Bet 10,000,000 Other People Have Made the Following Joke

Is "appoggiatura" really any harder to spell than "Anurag Kashyap?" Ah, whatever.

Meanwhile, the following chart, which details traffic to this site, seems to prove that people prefer when I go long periods without writing anything:


(Note: numbers on the left indicate visits in the millions, or words to that effect.)

Also, I should mention that the rental car I've been driving for the last week is a purple Kia Rio.

More Nothing

Just a quick note, really, to let you know that I'm alive. Okay, okay, quiet down. Show some decorum, huh? Anyway, please continue to expect very little here for the present, but at the same time be prepared for a major announcement (major for me, anyway) that may lead to a surge in my creative vitality. At least, I expect to have something new to write about in the not so distant future. Sorry to be so cryptic, but things are still very much up in the air and may or may not hinge on whether the insurance company sticks to its initial conclusion that my car will be written off as a total loss. About the announcement, I will drop one little hint: it may or may not involve my possible relocation to a certain three-named city which, if the song lyrics are to be believed, tends to get approximately eight hours less than the medically suggested amount of sleep.

There. Put that in your Batcomputers, you psychos. Now, if you'll excuse me, there's a dump I've been meaning to take...