To the Best of My Knowledge, I Am Still Alive

To appease the masses of still faithful readers whose lives have lost all meaning since I stopped posting regularly (and to allow myself a brief respite from the hectic preparations for my impending big push eastward), here are some names for musical groups comprised of Latinos:

• E.L.Opez

Well, okay, that's one name. This might be a good time for the rest of you mirthmakers out there to lend a hand. Also, if anyone is in the market for a used bed, let me know.