Pointless Update

I still have nothing to tell you. I've been procrastinating like a motherfucker the past few days. I still have a lot to do, and now only, what?, seventeen days in which to do it. Meanwhile, to facilitate the move and to free my bank account of some of its burdensome surplus, I bought a laptop. A Mac, no less. I'm still not sure how I feel about this. The Mac users I talk to are creepily excited by this, which makes me feel like I've joined a cult. Speaking of which, I've joined a cult! But more on that later. I'd better get back to work.