Update

A few things:

1) Sorry for the lack of posts, but I have been busy with some things, among them my duties as spiritual advisor to everyone's favorite stylish young rockers, the Christs. I am pleased to say that the album is in the mixing stages. It will feature thirty-three rip-roaring tracks, the order of which is still being determined. Here is a non-representative sample of what's to come:

(Ah, fuck--it won't upload. I'll try again tomorrow.)

2) The site's redesign has yet to begin, I'm afraid. I mean, I've taken a crack at it, but nothing fruitful has developed thus far. But it is coming, and with it, a new way of looking at an old way of life.

3) For those of you who care about me as a person, I am still in Maryland. It has been five weeks already, and I'm long past the point of complacency. But on Monday I wil move to New York, just in time to come right back down again so I can hang out with my Grandma while the rest of the family is atoning for their sins, then eat an extremely fattening meal and chase around my little cousins until I either vomit or have a heart attack. Then I'll go back to New York and hopefully find a bartending job and a woman who will love me for my faults. And then I will grow old and die, hopefully in that order.

Coming Soon: A Clean Slate

All I can offer you now is the recommendation to go through the archives and absorb every last little treasure you can, for soon it will all go away forever.